People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I know her cup size but not her name....
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
