i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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