garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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