On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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