I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
They have beer where we have blood.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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