Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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