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We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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