We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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