Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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