am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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