i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
