why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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