it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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