So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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