Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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