i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
