idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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