And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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