Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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