bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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