My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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