somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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