I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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