Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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