Do vagina's smell?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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