You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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