bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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