Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
she looked like the before picture.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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