I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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