She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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