# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
