the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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