The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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