My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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