god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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