My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
