This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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