Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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