cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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