It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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