Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just cropdusted the office
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
