Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
im six kinds of drunk right now
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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