I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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