it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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