I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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