if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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