The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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