Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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