Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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