i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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