a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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